Cancer: Whatcha doin?
Keith: Cutting this apple into halves
cancer: you’re funny you think an apple a day will keep the doctor away
Keith: that saying is all wrong. If you need 2 to 3 servings of fruits and vegetables a day I don’t think a single apple is going to do the trick
Cancer: way to ruin my joke Keith, way to ruin it.
Keith: I’m pretty sure that joke has been around longer than you were diagnosed with being an asshole
Cancer: f*c* you Keith! Have fun trying to break 6 to 700 calories today!!