Conversations with my cancer ridden body

 

Cancer: Whatcha doin?

Keith: Cutting this apple into halves

cancer: you’re funny you think an apple a day will keep the doctor away

Keith: that saying is all wrong. If you need 2 to 3 servings of fruits and vegetables a day I don’t think a single apple is going to do the trick

Cancer: way to ruin my joke Keith, way to ruin it. 

Keith: I’m pretty sure that joke has been around longer than you were diagnosed with being an asshole 

Cancer: f*c* you Keith! Have fun trying to break 6 to 700 calories today!!

 

 
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